lermoon:

special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

laughparty:

How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me

stability:

do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”

greetings:

telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better

greetings:

home is wherever wifi connects automatically

drakefanclub:

Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

ruinedchildhood:

You will be missed. R.I.P Robin Williams

ruinedchildhood:

You will be missed. R.I.P Robin Williams

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

dulldrops:

How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

moonemoji:

[prank calls xkit guy] is ur refrigerator running ??? I love you

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